Am I funny ha-ha or funny strange?
Entertaining or just deranged?
Tell me when you make up your mind
When you make up your mind

Is it time for dancing or time to chill?
I think you’re thinking that you’ve had your fill
But you know you’ll never leave me behind
Never leave me behind

I am the man you love to hate
I am the Silent Sam who makes you wait
So get it straight
I’ll never be the dreamboat in the dream car
I’m not that dapper date
But baby
I am the man you love to hate

Am I Dr. Jeckyll or Señor Hyde?
Please forgive me, it’s been quite a ride
But girl you’re never out of my mind
Out of my mind

Is it something special or something sad?
Sentimental or straight-up mad?
Either way, we’re kind of entwined
Our stars are aligned

We’ll never have a moment of enchantment
That I can’t desecrate
But baby
I am the man you love to hate