WELCOME TO THE CLUB
(Don Breithaupt)
You’re fading into the distance
You’ve had too much of this town
Doctor Mona’s strictly business
She’s gonna show you around
Hey son
Welcome to the club
We’re only human here
Hey son
Welcome to the club
The stuff is all right
We give a name to your nightmare
We dig you out of the hole
Doctor Mona will be right there
She’s got it under control
We need the name of a close friend
And daytime phone
You’ve found a space
You can call your own
I’ve got the key to the cabinet
I know what’s hiding inside
Doctor Mona’s sticky habit
She’s gonna take you for a ride